A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked
Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.
Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
1: Right, let's get painted