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Newport Pagnell

"Newport Pagnell is a modern thriving market town situated in the North East of Buckinghamshire. The history of the area dates back to the Iron Age and the town itself is from the Roman period." says the Town Council.

The town is built around the connection of two rivers: the Ouzel (also known as Lovat) which comes up from Leighton Buzzard and the Ouse which omes up from Buckingham. Once joined the Ouse goes on to Olney and Bedford.

The town was part of Buckinghamshire until 1974 when the government created the new borough of Milton Keynes. Newport Pagnell remains outside Milton Keynes} and cermonially still part of the old county of Buckinghamshire, so it is both within and without Milton keynes depending on exactly what you mean. As at 2010 there is still some green [belt between the town and Milton Keynes but that is shrinking.

Newport Pagnell is probably most famous for:

a) Being the place Aston Martin built their luxury sports cars (there is still a service centre left, although the factory has gone)
b) Tickford Bridge, over the River Ouzel (or Lovat), was built in 1810 and is the only iron bridge in Britain that still carries main road traffic and is the oldest iron bridge in the world that is still in constant use.

c) being the original end point of Britain's first Motorway the M1 where the motorway services still stand.

The Town football team are nicknamed the Swans, after the county symbol for Buckinghamshire.
Newport Pagnell is the best of the old towns that were absorbed into Milton Keynes.
Newport Pagnell by PaggyBoy December 4, 2010
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newport pagnell

Town in North Buckinghamshire .Bit of a shit hole really ,virtually engulfed by Milton Keynes. Once made Taylors mustard there , dont any more. Once made Aston Martins there dont any more. Home of Ousedale school. Probably most famous for its service station junction 14 M1.
And i got confused i killed a nun . Is it really so strange . I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell. by Morrissey

Dad is it alright if we pull off at Newport Pagnell I need a shit. by unknown child in back of car on M1
newport pagnell by DockerKnight March 10, 2009

Parnelle 

Parnelle is a family name or as a boy's name is pronounced par-NEL. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Parnell is "country bumpkin". From Petronius. Also possibly derived from an ancient Roman family name, from the Greek name Petros, meaning "stone". Use may be in honor of Charles Parnell, the 19th-century Irish politician who campaigned for home rule in Ireland. Parnel is a surname derived from a medieval given name.

Having a friend who is a Parnelle is exciting and wonderful. A Parnelle is kind hearted and loving. They will always be there for you. Parnelle is easy to talk to which means you will talk their ear off! Once you meet a Parnelle, you will never want them to leave your side. They will become your best friend within a matter of weeks.
"My best friend is a Parnelle!" "You are so lucky."
"you are talking my ear off!" "Oh I'm sorry, are you a Parnelle? Stop being so easy to talk to"
Parnelle by kansashereicome September 30, 2011

Solar-Panelling 

The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.
Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to start Solar-Panelling the fuck out of him.
The last name of a person who is a dinosaur by day, and a ninja by night.
Liza Pannell growled at me yesterday afternoon.
Then, when the clock struck midnight, she karate-chopped me.
It was epic, man.
Pannell by Christofero Columbo October 23, 2009

Austin Pannell 

that guy is very Austin Pannell

paganello 

One of the greatest sporting events around, a massive ultimate tournament lasting for four days over easter weekend where teams play frisbee by day and drink by night
Man those hot sweaty beavers rocked paganello, aside from their insane layouts those nappies were unreal
paganello by MVF May 18, 2011