a penis and a vagina that have been chemically bonded by fucking. people with a pagina must wear special pants because you cannot get the penis out. also the woman may become pregnant while in the pagina state. please visit the bomb.com to boy pagina pants for you and your lover. also you will have to have a c section if you get pregnant because the penis cannot be removed. thank you and please use the code "asshat" at the bomb.com for a 69% discount. ur welcome. and if you have more questions plz tell me.
"yeah me and Margaret are stuck in a pagina situation."
"we have a pagina and we can not escape."
"send help to the 21st century."
by asshatnation February 29, 2016
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its a spanish word used to say "page" but white people often are heard pronouncing it with stong caucasian accento like vagina with a p. so its pagina
by hablemoshespanol June 27, 2005
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P- = pants
-agina = vagina

Pants vagina

the alternate word for a zipper on a pair of pants instead of fly, which makes no sense at all.
dude 1 - "Dude! Your pagina is open!"
dude 2 - "Thanks! I shall close it!"
by skoot llednitram April 7, 2009
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A penis-vagina
I have a pagina
by pseudumnim June 18, 2018
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Penis+Vagina
a person that is "half and half"
has a pagina.
Also known as Venis
Raquel: "Hey everybody! I sucked and fingers Skye's pagina last night!"
by g00b3r November 27, 2007
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1. A vagina with a clitoris the shape of a penis head.

2. A vagina with a penis hanging down inside of it.
That loser has a pagina.
by Shake May 1, 2006
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