1 definition by asshatnation

a penis and a vagina that have been chemically bonded by fucking. people with a pagina must wear special pants because you cannot get the penis out. also the woman may become pregnant while in the pagina state. please visit the bomb.com to boy pagina pants for you and your lover. also you will have to have a c section if you get pregnant because the penis cannot be removed. thank you and please use the code "asshat" at the bomb.com for a 69% discount. ur welcome. and if you have more questions plz tell me.
"yeah me and Margaret are stuck in a pagina situation."
"we have a pagina and we can not escape."
"send help to the 21st century."
by asshatnation February 29, 2016
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