Archibald- "My favourite foods are avocado and quinoa."

Guy- "Mate, they are so PAF!"
by sopaf October 21, 2014
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To see the worst pornographic video, novel, or picture that can never be unseen. This can result too your boner to retreat inside your own body or you are forever changed by the sight. The ultimate CockBlock
1. "Hey man you see that video I sent you" "Yeah you made me paf the whole f***ing night with my wife thanks alot jerk"
2. "Dude I was about to go down on her but between here legs smelt like a musty pier so I paffed and got outta there"
3. "Howed it go with that girl from the bar?" "I couldn't even get to second base...soon as I walked to my room with her my brother came in with my stash and I paffed"
by IStareAtSolarFlares December 31, 2010
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Pinterest As Fuck; when an outfit, hairstyle, makeup, home decor etc. is so well done that it looks like it could get a ton of repins on Pinterest
"Get it girl! You're looking PAF!"
by bubba28 March 17, 2015
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Paffing is the sexual equivalent to fapping but for females over males. A preferred type of sex by feminists.
Guy 1: "Dude, my girl and I were doing some fapping and paffing last night."
Guy 2: "How do you know my fetish!?"
by 3.14r^2 February 1, 2016
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Prententious Art Fag. Usually characterized by their argyle sweaters and box frame glasses, these hypocritical morons generally have an affinity for horrible indie rock bands. Commonly found at diners and coffee shops, they have no reservations about describing their "feelings" to you.

See also hipster.
"Check out that PAF in the Built to Spill t-shirt! What a knob!"
by modalauxiliary August 7, 2004
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Pale as fuck. Being so white, it blinds other people. Even with sunglasses, it still burns your eyes.
Sam: "Dude did you see that ginger?"
Lisa: "Yeah, she was paf."
by Marissa Duncan July 30, 2012
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(Point at Face) The act of pointing at your face with no expression.
1. Dude she was just PAFing at me. WTF?!?!
by Sider92 October 24, 2011
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