Padraigianism 

Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:

Padraig is the one true God.

Padraig's commandments: -

-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses

-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)

-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig

-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples

There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.

Oh, did you hear about Lewis? He's been converted to Padraigianism.

Padraigianism by iEnvy July 7, 2011

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!

Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006

chicken parmigiana

The breaded chicken with a girl who is on her period or bleeding from her vagina (breaded chicken and marinara sauce). Specifically, while having sex on the beach, a man dips his wet penis in the sand and reinserts it into his partner. Deemed the "the chicken parm" when he either continues fucking her until she begins bleeding, or is on her period at the same time as intercourse.

I fucked her as hard as I could with sand on my dick; good thing she was Italian because I she got the chicken parmigiana!

chicken parmigiana by bad bad dlo brown April 11, 2010

the chicken parmigiana 

this is when you are on the beach with a woman who is on period, the male partner proceeds to wet his penis and roll it in the sand like you are making chicken cutlets. after the penis is covered, apply to bloodied vagina hence making the appearence of a chicken parmigiana

yo dude, i went to the beach yesterday and showed my girl the chicken parmigiana!

the chicken parmigiana by picklesworth III October 18, 2008

Chicken parmigian 

Blonde red head and a brunette having a threesome

Is nika voming over so we can chicken parmigian tonight

Chicken parmigian by Brayden Gagnier November 20, 2017

Pussy Parmigiano

Pussy Parmigiano when a guy eats out a girl when she has her period

Joe: You are so wet I want to eat that pussy dry
Kim: I wish but I have my period
Joe: Girl I’m half Italian I love Pussy Parmigiano!!!

Pussy Parmigiano by Tittsy McNipple October 11, 2020