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Alabama Paddywagon 

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!
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paddywagon

a police vehicle in which criminals are taken away in(from paddy, police officer, which comes from the fact that many police officers are of Irish decent)
The thief cursed the rich old man as the paddywagon took him away.
paddywagon by Light Joker October 17, 2004

paddywagon

This is the vehicle you ride in when you are the wingman, and get stuck with the troll from the bathroom. Because it is like a trip to jail!
Buddy1:"So how was it last night?"
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008