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8.
Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.
Shut the fuck up you are being such a paddle.

You are turning into Padddle

by V.N.A.M May 09, 2006
 
1.
verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.
i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!
by Anonymous September 07, 2003
 
2.
A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.
We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.
by Swat23 January 03, 2006
 
3.
A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.
girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!

guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!
by flooooo May 25, 2009
 
4.
A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.
The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles.
by wakamusha March 20, 2007
 
5.
A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.
Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!

Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!
by Mystic Hugin February 04, 2013
 
6.
a videogame controller
Hand me the other paddle.
by Eugene December 16, 2005
 
7.
noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.

verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.

Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!

Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.

by fessee May 09, 2007