Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.

Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013

Parable Of The Onion 

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE IN R.S EXAMS. YOU WILL NOT GET THE MARKS)

"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

Parable Of The Onion by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019

Parabolacorona 

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

Parabolacorona by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

paraboats 

The main reason for a paradox.

Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.

paraboats by TNunnster May 13, 2011

para-freaked 

Being paranoid and flippin' out about something at the same time. Extreme Parnoia.

Petrifyed.

Tiffany was para-freaked after the stalker showed up...again

para-freaked by Brooklynman22 May 26, 2010

golden parachute 

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.

Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..

golden parachute by Kritikal June 11, 2006

Parabatai 

More than friends, more than siblings, more than blood. It is a special bond between two people that can’t be broken. A form of love that lasts forever. Nephilim who protect one another and are stronger together.

Parabatai Oath:

Entreat me do not leave thee

Or to return from following after thee

For wither thou goest, I will go

And where thou lodgest, I will lodge

Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God

Where thou diest, I will die

And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me

Alec and Jace are parabatai.

Parabatai by Tess <3 October 24, 2020