P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m 

“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.

If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m by Dontplayb February 27, 2021

U.P.B.

Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise".
the common (but not remembered) cause for this is :
a) running into things
b) falling on your face
c) general clumsiness

These contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of "huh?"

"Sh**, I totally don't remember getting this U.P.B"

"I thought you punched me in the face, but now I find out I just fell over"

"There is a huge U.P.B. on my leg"

U.P.B. by kittums March 8, 2009

B.U.P.A. 

(Boo-pah) - Big Upper Pussy Area, found mostly on older and/or fat women.

Wow, my teacher has a big BUPA

B.U.P.A. by J. Stizzle August 5, 2003

S.T.F.U.Y.U.P.B 

Shut the fuck up you ugly piggly bitch

Hey S.T.F.U.Y.U.P.B

S.T.F.U.Y.U.P.B by Thebeareddragonteen August 2, 2020

B.U.P. 

An unusually nasty vagina, that reeks of a foul odor. Short for Blown Up Pussy

Dude, Gloria's nasty B.U.P. makes my sheets smell like really stinky armpits after we bump uglies.

B.U.P. by John Thrilla July 16, 2008