Oxymoronic 

Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"

Oxymoronic by clovercd April 25, 2009

Oxymorons 

It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.

Honest lawyer.
Cheap vacation.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Intelligent blond.

Oxymorons by Julie March 24, 2005

Oxymorons 

What Billy Mays called everyone that bought his products.

Billy Mays: I hope those oxymorons are gullible enough to buy the next piece of shit I'm pushing.

Oxymorons by alltrull November 29, 2009

oxymoronic 

adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron

The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.

oxymoronic by MiKe EaTs FoOd March 21, 2005

oxymoronia 

noun: from the latin "oxy" "moronia" lit. "total state of douche-baggery"; a mental disorder in which the sufferer simultaneously holds two opposing view points on some particular issue; particularly if the two view points are mutually exclusive; often seen in circles of religious fanatics and fringe politicos.

Ex 1:

Person #1: "Did you hear about that 'pro-lifer' that busted into that family planning clinic and killed those doctors and nurses?"

Person #2: "Yeah, classic case of oxymoronia: pro-lifer on a killing spree."

Ex 2

John McCain going on an anti-MMA crusade because it's "too violent", and then a few short years later voting to go to war where tens of thousands are killed.

oxymoronia by The Opster January 31, 2010

Oxymorons 

It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.

Honest lawyer.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Cheap vacation.
Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend

Oxymorons by Julie May 13, 2005

Oxymoronic 

Mark Smedley's Attitude To Life

1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.

Oxymoronic by huatfibat June 14, 2012