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1.
The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.
person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too
by JoshKatzIsAJew January 20, 2011
 
2.
Usually a last name for some people, These people are usually insanely nice, caring, loyal, and responsible and don't treat girls like shit but actually care for them and over-think everything nearly everything people say to them.
Smedley your so sweet your like the nicest guy ever!
by Hurc July 17, 2011
 
3.
Slang of US Marine Corps for someone who handles simple jobs for a superior. One working in the role of a butler.

Smedley is a play on words that comes from Smedley Butler, a Marine hero who was a Major General and won two Congressional Medals of Honor.
He was the General’s Smedley with duties that included laying out uniforms and being the General’s driver.
by hayti66#2 April 01, 2011
 
4.
Racing term: A bearer of bad news. Usually directed at someone who is having a pretty nice day. Occasionally the message will be cryptic and/or coded, and will need to be repeated, forcing the listener to slow down and re-evaluate his/her life.
eg.1) Driver 2, driver 1 is faster than you. Driver 1 is faster than you. Can you confirm that you understand this message? eg.2) Not to sound like a Smedley here baby, but you could be a little quicker in Sector 2. Oh, and you have a spring stuck in your head...sorry.
by Britany's Passport December 27, 2010
 
5.
Smedley is a condition whereby the lips become extremely dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture, or more commonly by picking at or irritating the lips.
-Eww!!! You need to cover up that smedley on your upper lip!!!

-My lips are looking a little smedley, i really need to try a different brand of chapstick.
by The Toad Mother January 09, 2011
 
6.
An over-accessorized bicyclist whose gear typically includes spandex shorts, biking gloves, nylon racing shirt, and a helmet-mirror.
Look at that smedley by the water-cooler: he's just biked into work but he's dressed for the Tour-de-France
by Blooper3999 September 04, 2008
 
7.
An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.
'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
by Albert Woods September 13, 2007