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Haired-over

Food or item that grows hairy like covering.
The only thing i found left in the fridge to eat was a (Haired-over) piece of chicken.
Haired-over by rozin December 27, 2010

Hairdo-over 

Noun- In anticipation of an important social event (IE- party, wedding, taking a new profile picture, etc) the generic douche bag spends an impressive amount of time grooming his or herself, covering their locks with an unending mixture of hair gel, hairspray or styling mousse in an attempt to get the perfect look, only to become increasingly frustrated with their failure and have to wash their scalp thoroughly and start from scratch.
Person 1: "Jesus bro, I've been waiting in the car for forty-five minutes, how long does it take for you to get ready?"

Bobby: "Gimme a break man, I've got to look bitchin' tonight. I've just screwed up my 'do for again, I'm gonna have to have another hairdo-over and get it right.
Hairdo-over by Tomstoppable September 20, 2011

haired over 

A pussy that hasn't been fucked for a long time
Man, that bitch hadn't had sex for so long her pussy was haired over
haired over by smitty2012 August 6, 2011

mr. hair gel over-geller 

a guy who over-gels his hair.

part of a commercial. budweiser's real men of genius
Hey look it's, mr. hair gel over-geller.
mr. hair gel over-geller by kellsers December 17, 2006

hair-all-over-the-place 

shabbily messed-up coif
a strong wind blew my hair-all-over-the-place
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026