Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

Outhouse Polio by Joemammy January 18, 2015

two corncob outhouse 

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

two corncob outhouse by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

double decker outhouse 

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

double decker outhouse by double decker loo May 7, 2009

outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

outhouse rat by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

Outhouse 

See: School bathrooms

The Outhouse sure smells! Someone didnt do their job today.

Outhouse by xd6942069420 February 18, 2019

outhouse 

a shitbox in your yard.

Bobby went to the outhouse to take a shit.

outhouse by Ep1cF4ilur3 February 18, 2009

outhouse 

Where you spent your wedding night. I don't know if it was the smell or what, but she got banged up that night.

Why are you in my outhouse? Get out of my outhouse! Out I said!! I say it is my outhouse and I am the proud owner of it!

outhouse by Esa4 February 2, 2021