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take the cow out to pasture 

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex
After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.
take the cow out to pasture by TST November 11, 2008

take him out to pasture 

Removing a person from your world. Then taking them out to a field and burying the body. So that the grass is fertilized and the cows can eat out in the pasture and I can enjoy a good steak.
That sorry no good MFer. Somebody needs to take him out to pasture.... (Find pasture- Pop Pop, dig, bury)
take him out to pasture by jonesin9 November 23, 2021

Putting the cows out to pasture 

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.
After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026