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taking the brownies out of the oven 

a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool
Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.

Take the bread out of the oven 

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.
Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

take a wrench out of the oven 

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

take me out of the oven

to describe when someone has had enough of something to the point where they don't care anymore. if you are being taken out of said oven, you are considered done meaning that you are beyond the situation.
John: "OMG did you hear that we have another test in class?!"

Marc: "What?! OMG take me out of the oven, i am so done!"

fresh out of the oven 

a term used by anyone who had just finished smoking marijuana. This term is to be said right after the person is done smoking and has put all paraphernalia away.
Stoner: Hey everybody! I'm fresh out of the oven!!!

Get out of the oven 

When you're super baked, and you need to come down from your "high"
Dude, get out of the oven, you're super baked