Our Democracy 

System in which you do and vote exactly as instructed by left-liberal Democratic media and political establishment. Our Democracy™ is often threatened by things such as parents, guns rights, ethnic homogeneity, transparency, voter ID laws, free speech, voting for stuff media and Democratic Party doesn't like, not supporting BLM or any other Current Thing, and many others.

The Atlantic: Allowing parents to decide if teachers should give their children pamphlets about Genderqueer Castration Theory is threatening Our Democracy™

CNN: Voter ID laws would stop illegal immigrants and dead people from voting, and it's threatning Our Democracy™

MSNBC: Watching news networks that don't say the same shit we say is threat to Our Democracy™

Our Democracy by karqz November 20, 2022

Not our division 

Phrase popularized by the 2nd series finale of the BBC programme Sherlock--put simply, not one's responsibility, strong suit, or "area." Can also be used in terms of personal preferences--e.g. "blue jeans really aren't my division," or in reverse to show an interest in something--e.g. "Tom Baxter's face is my division."

Mom: please put the laundry in the dryer.
Me: Not our division. (You can say "not my division," but definition wouldn't let me.)

Friend 1: College is so not my division.

Me: mmmm dinner and a movie, looks like my division.

Not our division by anonymous221B August 2, 2012

Our duty to the party 

Stemming from George Orwell's novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four," it refers to any act of copulation, especially one where one or both parties are not particularly interested but still consent.

Angela: Hey Tom, wanna fuck?
Tom: No, but it's our duty to the party.

Our duty to the party by TheAnonymousMrGrape January 15, 2015

99% of our DNA 

Chimps share 99% of our DNA. Big deal. Bananas share 98%. Enough DNA stats already.

Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.

99% of our DNA by PearlFly January 28, 2013

celebrate our differences 

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes

American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

celebrate our differences by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

Now is the winter of our discontent 

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.

A man and his family are sat in their house in the middle of winter with no money and no front door. The man says "Now is the winter of our discontent"

Now is the winter of our discontent by DisgruntledGentleman September 3, 2013

our day ˖ ࣪⭑ 

im so glad that we met. even if the world's falling apart; crumbling even, u will still be my favourite person. i love u with every single particle of me <3

our day ˖ ࣪⭑
an intense feeling of deep affection.

our day ˖ ࣪⭑ by vacuumsealcock July 20, 2021