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A name that implies the perfect balance of swag and professionalism. Ottleys everywhere are known for their incredible caliber of versatility and chillax-ness. Famous for being bosses in the arts of music and seduction, Ottleys are also renowned for their luscious skin. Handed down from the gods on Mount Mana'omia, this name echoes through time as one possessing ancient quality.
Daang son, did you see that Ottley walking by? I just wet my pants.
Ottley by Marcoppes December 31, 2012
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A religious holiday 🤶🏼
HELLO!! HAPPY OTTLE
Ottle by HappyOttle December 2, 2020
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A sexy girl who likes wine
Ryan get this ottee a glass of wine!
ottee by otter lady July 10, 2014
An ottley may have gyatt, they may have autism, an ottley is a spin the wheel experience of one’s emotions and bunda. Like marmite, you either love them or you hate them, but sometimes you’d fuck them (shout out liz)
Wooo wee that ones deffo an ottley
Ottley by Swimminglover212 June 12, 2023

Ted Ottley

Author, Journalist, Composer and Producer
Ted Ottley is an author of suspense novels for teen males published by Bantam, Hodder and Random House. Writer for online crime library. Composer of music for Film, TV series (Huckleberry Finn), Advertising Jingles and producer of legit and industrial shows. Worked with celebrities from Mickey Rooney to Tina Turner, Australian Rock Artists and more.
Ted Ottley by Jay D'Arcy October 13, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026