otitis

Inflammation of the ear caused by the germ streptococcus pneumoniae, a.k.a. the one that causes pneumonia

Doctor: The reason why you can't hear is because you have otitis.

Patient: What?

Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!

Patient: What?

Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you

Patient: What?

by Lazer81095 March 25, 2009

OTitis

The disease which is communicable by posting several times in the "Off Topic" forums.May cause:Severe Diarrhea,Brain Cell Loss,Anal leakage,stool blackening,rectal crackling,and by severe diarrhea I mean SEVERE like shitting yourself constantly.

Im sorry ma'am hes got the OTitis.He'll be shitting himself within the hour.

by Keltin September 28, 2008

Otitis externa

Otitis externa (AKA 'swimmer's ear') is an inflammation of the outer ear and ear canal. The symptom is PAINNN |:

"Mike has otitis externa. He tried using earplugs but they broke in half."

by Person (: August 30, 2009

Otitis Phonia

Inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone sex with a diseased hooker of skank. Often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone sex encounter. A form of std, but contracted over the phone.

Man I called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. I got Otitis Phonia fo sho dog!

by donkeypunchmedic October 2, 2011

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025