6 definitions by Lazer81095

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The most idiotic, racist, and sexist website on the internet. They always say extremely racist shit and block users from that website for no reason. I was part of it. When I was about to edit an article, they put that stupid B& shit for no reason. They think they do everything for the lulz, when they aren't funny at all. They do it for the Dutch lulz a.k.a dicks
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by Lazer81095 March 27, 2009
Inflammation of the ear caused by the germ streptococcus pneumoniae, a.k.a. the one that causes pneumonia
Doctor: The reason why you can't hear is because you have otitis.

Patient: What?

Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!

Patient: What?

Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you

Patient: What?
by Lazer81095 March 24, 2009
1.Any type of flu that can be caught while you are learning about sine, cosine, and tangent or anything related to that in Math.

2.A time period in which there is an outbreak of a type of flu (for example: bird flu and swine flu) that during that time, you are learning bout sine, cosine,and tangent or anything related to that in Math.
1. John caught the sine flu after passing a Geometry test on the topics of sine, cosine, and tangent.

2.In school, this historical era should be called the sine flu.
by Lazer81095 May 10, 2009
1.) A substance such as lemon juice, rain, obviously acid rain, or milk, that have a pH of under 7.0. They conduct electricity, and have a sour taste. Weak acids (milk & rain) don't have much of an effect on human skin (although they have a horrible effect on teeth). Strong acids such as acid rain & battery acid (especially car) will "eat away" your skin and flesh probably up to the bone.

2.)Lysergic acid diethylamide, LSD, LSD-25, or acid. A very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very to the 9000th power dangerous that a gram of it can kill you many times over.
A few micrograms can make you high for eight to twelve hours. In the late 50's to the early 70's, it was probably the most common deaths among hippies other than random violence.
1.) Acid is the opposite of base or alkali.

2.) It takes over 9000 micrograms of LSD to kill a human many times over.
by Lazer81095 March 30, 2009
A hybrid of an octopus and a banana. They were first thought to be extinct since 350 B.C., before pancakes existed. They were rediscovered in the Denny's Superbowl 2009 commercial. One was found snacking on pancakes in that commercial. They mainly live hiding in the kitchen of national Denny's. At night, they were caught eating pancake leftovers at a nearby IHOP. The people who caught them were killed by about 25 Nannerpi. They were grinded up into pancake mix. The Nannerpi then ate the pancakes.
Kids: It's Nannerpus!!

Nannerpus: You can call me Nannerpus, Nannerpus, and guess what; I'm a---
by Lazer81095 March 22, 2009
Hair that grows in your pubic area and your
armpits. It's also the main reason many people are itchy down there or have pubic lice. The only solution is to get a Brazilian Wax.
When Jake saw Anna's pubic hair, he suggested she should get a Brazilian Wax.
by Lazer81095 March 19, 2009

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