Inflammation of the ear caused by the germ streptococcus pneumoniae, a.k.a. the one that causes pneumonia
Doctor: The reason why you can't hear is because you have otitis.
Patient: What?
Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!
Patient: What?
Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you
Patient: What?
Patient: What?
Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!
Patient: What?
Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you
Patient: What?
by Lazer81095 March 25, 2009
The disease which is communicable by posting several times in the "Off Topic" forums.May cause:Severe Diarrhea,Brain Cell Loss,Anal leakage,stool blackening,rectal crackling,and by severe diarrhea I mean SEVERE like shitting yourself constantly.
by Keltin August 4, 2008
Otitis externa (AKA 'swimmer's ear') is an inflammation of the outer ear and ear canal. The symptom is PAINNN |:
by Person (: August 30, 2009
Inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone sex with a diseased hooker of skank. Often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone sex encounter. A form of std, but contracted over the phone.
Man I called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. I got Otitis Phonia fo sho dog!
by donkeypunchmedic October 2, 2011