| 1. | orifices time | ||
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When one member of a couple assaults the other member's orifices, generally by tickling or poking in and around them. Illegal in forty-eight states and Puerto Rico, and ruled a war crime by the UN. Every time he hears his girlfriend yell 'it's orifices time!', Andy dies a little inside
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| 2. | waterape | ||
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To have water squirt up your orifices against your will or consent. When you are going down a slide at the water park, you have water shooting up your orifices.
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| 3. | Norwegian Roundhouse | ||
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It simply involves three Chinese Midgets. They simultaniously fuck a bitch in all three of her orifices (her pussy, ass, and mouth). Mr. Deez wishes he had a cunt, so he could partake in the Norwegian Roundhouse with those three Chinese Midgets.
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| 4. | oosting | ||
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One person pleasures themself while another shoves fig newtons or similar snackagesin various orifices and urinates into a bottle as it showers over a third peron. I was oosting the shit out of that shit last night
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| 5. | Two Thumbs Up | ||
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Putting both thumbs up both orifices of the lower female anatomy. Issac was giving Mary "Two Thumbs Up" last night.
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| 6. | floofer | ||
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A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body. Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.
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| 7. | bloody dutchman | ||
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The sexual act involving blocking the female orifices, pressuring her body with a vessel such as a air compressor, and then plugging the first point of rupture by insertion of the erect male penis. Sean performed a bloody dutchman on his girlfriend Megan for their 1st anniversary and is looking forward to his next 1st anniversary.
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