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orienteering 

The act of going down on a girl who doesn't take care of her pubic hair.
Man, going down on her last night was nasty, I had to go orienteering.
orienteering by Leslie February 27, 2005

orienteering 

another word for getting lost, you go out in a field with a damp map and you have to find stupid numbers that people have changed so we get it wrong
"yo dude, we got orienteering next"
"yeah i know, you comin' down the chippy then?"
orienteering by P5y/\/\()/\/ July 3, 2007

data orienteering 

The process of exploring a data file handed to you without any form of guidance except for a nebulous statement about what you are supposed to do with it - no record layout, no data map, no indication of which columns are relevant to the task at hand. The completeness of the task specification follows the inverse specificity law - the more complex the data and the important the task the less information you are given.
Theary: Hey Bernie. could you extract the customers' discount rates from this file? It's XML so you should just be able to read it off.
Bernie: Sure thing, it it will take some serious data orienteering.
Theary: Okay, I'll let the client know.

Sexual orienteering 

Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.
It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.

orientering 

Orientering is for n00bs and means to lick balls
Dad, can i go orientering now?

Yes son, lick em hard
orientering by h4x0r and l4m3r March 28, 2004

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026