An arcane band from Norway who sing in Norwegian about war, insanity and "machinery"; somewhat vintage/steam-punk. It's alternative/gypsy-rock/ They play guitar, oil barrels, crowbar, the bass with a tap/strum, and drums. They are six members, whom have stage personalities. Their symbol is a gasmask, and suits.
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KZ FAN: That's Mr. 250% on organ.
by civerson July 6, 2010
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an orchestra of literal balls, often performing a somber tune indicating an undesirable situation; usually silent in the absence of a conductor; often referred to as "balls harmonic"
After I tripped on the stairs, I was ready to cue the balls orchestra.
by Ken Deezy April 4, 2007
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These kids are kids who are generally very intelligent and preppy. They get mixed in with band kids, but they are significantly more tolerable, especially knowing half of them only do orchestra because of their parents. Many of these kids don't even like band kids and don't integrate in cringey meme culture. Even those that want to do orchestra are generally enjoyable and normal. However, these people can be overly enthusiastic and defensive to the point of being weird. Some can also be snobby. These people aren't always social outcasts, but they aren't popular. These people hate band.
Band kid: *weird pose* LOL XD ROBLOX

Orchestra kid: Grow up
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The sound created by several workers lawnmowing, weed-whacking leafblowing and/or doing simple construction such as hammering or sawing.
My cracker ass tried to sleep-in a couple hours today but that damn mexican orchestra across the street was just too damn loud.
by markg April 27, 2006
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a band so powerful in their lyrics and music that it makes you want to burst out of your own body. some of their songs are quiet and thoughtful, others are epic and loud. andy hull, their songwriter and singer writes such beautiful lyrics, they are like poetry, and go with the music to create emotions I didnt even know I had.
Manchester orchestra go beyond the boundaries of songwriting
by mirrorsandfevers May 13, 2008
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Uncontrolable Flatulance, or passing of gas
"Man, I Think The Ass Orchestra is coming to town"
by Bank$$ November 4, 2007
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The Orchestra kid is like a band kid, but a lot less heavy into meme culture. They usually are social outcasts but don't use memes in every sentence. They use Discord and Reddit almost certainly. These people are a lot more mature and tend to have a better sense of humor. These people occasionally use memes in their sentences.
Band kid: OOF! Hey Coen 'sup BEN #lol goofy ahh uncle BOI
Orchestra kid: Hey man, that was sus. Tone it down.
BK: THAT WAS SUS LOL bean *t-poses* OK: Please get far away from me.
Orchestra kids are band kids, but you can tolerate them.
by CrammyCram June 2, 2022
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