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A descriptive term used to describe someone who is extremely obese and resembles an orb.
Ryan has gained so much weight he is now orbese.
by Ryan Darius Alfonso Jacques January 24, 2010
The state of non-human animals that take on a distinctly spherical look from too much food and not enough exercise.
"OMG! That dog is so orbese he's going to roll down the hill, not run down it!"
by Landguppy April 07, 2012