37 definitions by yardardar

misspill

when you miss while faking to accidentally spill a drink. usually ends up spilling another drink instead.

misspilling is not really a thing but should be lol

by yardardar April 9, 2021

Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.

P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

candy

my dog, also something sweet.

P1: I'm gonna pet candy.
P2: woah you gonna pet a sweet we must be trippin ballz.

by yardardar March 24, 2021

IDC

a mysterious abbreviation that nobody seems to care bout

P1: what does IDC mean?
P2: I dont care

by yardardar April 1, 2021

yellow nuke

when you microwave peeps

don't microwave peeps, you will end up with a yellow nuke.

by yardardar April 9, 2021

america

a country that changed the world... before ending itself.

it is also the combined name of north and south america.

america is still a better love story than twilight

by yardardar April 9, 2021

I ain't got rhythm

no I ain't got rhythm, I ain't got rhythm, I AIN'T GOT RHYTHM

(I ain't got rhythm intensifies)

by yardardar April 8, 2021