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1. Shudra Penis Amputation
The act of cutting off the Shudra Penis. Due to the vast size differential between the Aryan Penis & the Dravidian Penis, Aryan males have traditionally developed various forms of Shudra Penis Envy & an obsession with the size & power of the Shudra Penis. Envious of Aryan female sexual preference for the Shudra male, Aryan law-makers prescribed harsh punishments to prevent the Dravidianization of Aryan women, stop Inter-Caste Sex & preserve the caste system. The most severe of these, & consequently proof of the most deep-rooted Shudra Penis Envy, is Shudra Penis Amputation, which is widely prescribed in Brahmin-Aryan scriptures.

Thus, "(B) The Gautama Dharma Sutra says: `If (the Shudra) has criminal intercourse with an Aryan woman, his organ shall be cut off & all his property be confiscated. If (the woman had) a protector (i.e., she was ...
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2. Brahmin Penis
1. Male organ of an Aryan Brahmin. Traditionally, the smallest type of penis known to mankind. As opposed to the Shudra Penis, which is largest. 2. By extension, any small Caucasoid or fair penis in general. 3. A tiny unit of length, 2-3 inches.

After careful measurements, ancient sexologists found the Brahmin Penis to average less than 6 angulis (4.5 inches): "In accordance, Hindoo males were thus categorized: Shushah (hare man), the beau ideal of manhood. He is lithe & strong. Being the counterpart of Pudminee & a Brahmin, his penis corresponds in erection with the yoni {vagina}. It is small (two or three inches), & proportionately thin." (`The Jewel in the Lotus'. Allen Edwardes. NY: Julian Press, 1959, p.60)

Yet, in Brahminical culture, this smallest of penises is considered fortunate. This was especially true during the Brahmanic Dark Ages: "If the penis be small, the person will be rich" (Brihat Samhita, ch.21.7) & "If the nut be invisible, he will be a ...
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3. Ganges Worm
Double-Entendre for: 1. Pale, legless, tubelike parasite infesting the Ganges. 2. The Aryan Penis, emphasizing the notoriously small size & pale colour of the organ of us fair Caucasoid Aryan males. 3. Hence, a small unit of measurement.

The worm-like appearance of the puny Aryan Penis in both flaccid & erect states is - like our fair skin, narrow noses & inverted lips - a result of millenia of evolutionary adaptation to the need to reduce vascularized surface area & conserve heat in the cold climates of the northern Aryan homelands. This applies both to the Indo-Aryan Penis of Guzaratis, Marathis, & Bengalis, as well as to the only slightly larger Irano-Aryan Penis of Punjabis, Rajputanis & Avadhis. Thus, a study by Dr. Eduardo Gomez de Diego, CEO of Andromedical, concludes: "The smallest averages were found in {North} India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & South Korea 9.6 cm (3.7 in)." (ClickPress, Wed Jan 11 2006). Hence "Keera" (wo...
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4. Ardha-Lingam
1. "Half-Dick", appellation for the undersized Aryan Penis. 2. Hence, nickname for Aryan Men. 3. Common surname for Aryan Boys in Dravidian Lands.

'Lingam' is the original Dravidian word for penis, & hence represents the full-sized Dravidian Penis. 'Ardha' means 'half' in Prakrit, whence this compound means 'Half a Penis'. Traditionally, this connotes an Aryan Penis, historically measured as half the size of the average Dravidian Penis.

The potency, & hence popularity, of the term is due to the degree in which it belittles Aryan masculinity. First, it implies that the Aryan Penis is too small to pleasure an Orat (woman). Next, it follows that, in order to find a full-sized penis & obtain sexual satisfaction, females have to resort to Shudras. Moreover, it places the onus for the Aryan-Dravidian penis size differential on Aryan males by implying that it is we who are under-endowed, instead of Shudras being over-endowed.

Thus, Shudranis & Dravidianized A...
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5. Hindi Hoof
The camel toe of an Indo-Aryan female. Occurs when the fabric of tight clothing clings too closely to the Mons Pubis, revealing the outlines of her genitalia & thus appearing similar to the cloven pedal extremity of ungulate mammals. Visible in paintings of the Mughal or Later Timurid Renaissance, when Orats (ladies) would wear collant-tight Shalwars with transparent Kameezes to emphasise their 'moose knuckles' & induce erections in men.

Based on the larger size of the 'rhino hoof' as compared to the 'camel toe', this term alludes to the magnified dimensions of the genitalia among Indo-Aryan & Irano-Aryan women, which (like North Indian steatopygia) is partly caused by consumption of abundant sweets (eg. Gulab Jamun in Punjab & Rosgollas in Bengal). However, it is the thick labia & fleshy external vulva alone which are larger, & not the actual vagina
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