Oaface 

Oaface means "Posessing the qualities of a stupid person". The origin is a combination of "Oaf" and the suffix "-ous" (or "ace" as an alternative).

You oaface!

Oaface by zellsmacker December 9, 2008

Orafice 

The way in which a retard would spell 'orifice'.

"I am a complete douche. Orafice."

Orafice by abörted hitler cöck April 19, 2008

Orafice Malfunction 

The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.

Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.

Orafice Malfunction by Tony from the Lido October 7, 2011

Gaston Extra Orafice 

The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.

Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.

Gaston Extra Orafice by bullyschongle March 17, 2010

oriface 

One who spews words endlessly and endlessly, talking and jabbering on and on with no regard to anyone else's opinions or feelings, just babbling non-stop regardless of the situation or appropriateness and uses words incorrectly or out-of-context, involving the listener in some massively lame inside joke no one outside of a group of two or three people could possibly understand.

also: a loud-mouth jerk.

Once Charlie broke out the cocaine, everyone turned into a total oriface. It was a goddam oriface orifest.

oriface by zapitista August 10, 2007

Orafice 

Can Be Refered To As One's Hole

Pick One Of the many orafices my body has to offer and place it there!

Orafice by Richard Twells April 12, 2005

Orface 

The animal that is created when a polar bear and a seal mate. Not to be confused with OR-A-FACE.

The baby orface was confused when his father ate his mother.

Orface by Jazzzinator April 28, 2009