Top Definition
In a multiverse, the optimal schism would be the best alternate reality concerning some aspect.
In Homer Simpson's optischism the oceans are made of duff beer, and it rains donuts.
by Dr. Peter J. D'Adamo III September 19, 2008

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
(1) a state in which a person is happy about events that are destroying their lives

(2) a state in which a person is happy about a split in a group, whether it is a group of friends or a group of buisnesses
(1) She has developed a sense of optischism ever since she was diagnosed with her fatal illness, saying she is blessed to be suffering.

(2) Even though he had lost two of his best friends, he was filled with optischism over the new opportunities it presented him to make new friends.
by Josh Dixon March 24, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt