Shaving your asshole before a first date.
Maybe I suffer from optimism, but I like my chances of getting some anilingus tonight, so I am going to shave my asshole.
by aldo funstigato April 12, 2013
Wishful thinking.
Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.

Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.

Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.

Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.

by UrbanDictionaryUsername July 31, 2012
"Optimism is the opium of the masses.
Pessimism is the pesticide of society." - Ken Muslimvoic
I guess he meant that hope gives the masses fake illusions in the way things are.. and negative pessimism and mistrust in society weeds out "social agitators" and keeps them from doing anything.
by Ryszard November 13, 2003
the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"
im very optimistic that we can bring world peace to the earth if we try hard enough
by CorrodedBeing December 02, 2004
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