Climate Oppressed

The perpetual forecast of 71 and fluorescent in the office, despite the weather outside. Like climate controlled, except sinister.

I'd rather have frostbite than a climate oppressed cubical, I can't even tell if the sun is out!

Climate Oppressed by Rapevan March 18, 2009

Most oppressed group 

See gamers

The most oppressed group/minority in the history of the universe is undoubtedly gamers. Alas, they do live in a society.

Most oppressed group by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 21, 2020

Oppressed_II 

Oppressed_II is the Game Manager for SCP Area-02. Oppressed is known to be "Satan" and even has his own church called "The Church of Oppression". He is the best definition of Oppression. He is pretty laid back and a chill dude. He's the big man for "SET", being the best Staff Educator and Trainer. He also throws the best parties.

Fan of Oppressed_II: OMG IT'S OPPRESSED! Is he going to host one of his legendary parties?
*Fan gets down on knees and praises Oppressed*
Oppressed_II: LET'S GET SCHWIFTY IN HERE!!

Oppressed_II by LadyCelestial July 1, 2021

oppressed emo

an emo kid who's slowly fading out of their emo phase but can't really get out. they don't go "Rawr XD" but they're so edgy

you're not emo anymore but you still kind of look like it. You're an oppressed emo.

oppressed emo by kaleidoscopekiddo on Instagram January 21, 2017

Oppressed 

Synonym with a country having rich oil fields. If a country is rich in oil, then it is by default also oppressed and in need of liberation.

Did you hear about Libya? We must liberate them, they're too oppressed.

Oppressed by Vik Icarus May 11, 2014

oppressed white guy

An oppressed white guy is someone who thinks that words like 'cracker' are as bad as 'nigger,' and likes to pretend that when he uses the word nigger, he's not doing anything wrong because black people use it. Oppressed white guys also think that Feminism is a threat to their masculinity.

They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.

"So what if by using the word 'nigger' black people are reclaiming the term? I'm being oppressed because I can't use it!"

"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"

"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."

"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."

The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."

oppressed white guy by Michael Gagne August 4, 2007

Oppressed White Girl Syndrome 

Not to be used on anyone genuinely struggling with serious issues; A White girl that milks/exploits being part of an oppressed community (such as being LGBTQ+, having a mental health problem, having a non-White partner, or being "not like other girls") to unjustly scapegoat themselves out of situations, mooch off of other people's kindness or generosity, manipulate others, or cause unnecessary problems with people to make themselves look like a victim.

Person A: "Hey did you hear about Jessica? Erica took advantage of her and Tom took her out for ice cream when he heard."
Person B: "Oh really? That's horrible! Did you know that she has an anxiety disorder?"
Person A: "That makes so much sense then, Jessica is such a bad person."
Person C: "You guys know that Erica has proof that she wasn't even with Jessica at that time and that Tom only felt sorry because she begged him to pay for her?"
Person B: "Oh she has Oppressed White Girl Syndrome then."

Oppressed White Girl Syndrome by lxnny March 19, 2023