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A motherfucking typhoon that destroys and ruins everything and everyone.

Poured down the rain equivalent of a month, in SIX FUCKING HOURS.

Made floods as shitass high as your house, and left everyone standing on their roof, while waiting hopelessly for rescuers to 'save' them.
Guy 1: Did you go swimming today?
Guy 2: YES. I SWAM IN A 6 FOOT POOL CALLED FLOOD. FUCKING ONDOY.
Ondoy by tadaa_ishness September 26, 2009
Related Words
Ondoy Ongoy Onoyeose onoyimi onvo onvoice Onvolved Onvy ovoy
you spelt on god wrong. you fucking idiot.
athon: “nah bro ongoy”
livvy: “you fucking idiot
ongoy by livbehz March 4, 2022
Philippine English term for "internet flooding".... Commonly used in chat sites, ustream and other social networking sites
Byrus: Hello
Garena: What are you doin' ?
Byrus: Hello
Marky09: What's going on'?
Byrus: Hello
Degenatron: Hey, stop ondoying!
Ondoy by PinoyChatter October 15, 2010
when a younger gentleman has insatiable feelings for a woman slightly older than himself, and his state of mind changes
"mum, i have to tell you something.. iv become onvolved with a woman and am now a man"
Onvolved by jgks November 10, 2009
When a third party leech just takes an invoice from their supplier, changes the names, doubles (or greater) the numbers, and passes it down the line.
I drop shipped all those products and just onvoiced the shit outta everything.
onvoice by Twisted64 July 9, 2020

Onoyeose 

Onoyeose is the kind of person to take your possession in a friendly way. They do not like using their full names"(they mostly prefer to be called Noye) and have probably changed their surname once in their life. They are addicted to uk drill but still is somehow calm and can make you laugh at your down times. Having an Onoyeose in your life is a very good thing because if your true to them they will always stay by your side
"Onoyeose and his uk drill!"