Log onto Vom.com

Discrete way to describe an alcohol-induced session with the toilet. Synonym to "praying to the porcelain gods"

"Dude, I'll brb, I gotta go log onto vom.com"

by KenDawg September 5, 2007

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004

Yeet onto the street

Yeet onto the street is the act of kicking someone out, or willingly leaving a living area and becoming homeless.

"Hey aren't you still living with your mom?"

"Nah, I had to yeet onto the street."

by ThotticusBinch May 21, 2018

hold onto my mash

hold onto my dick

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

Jumping onto White Base

1. The act of screaming (In an AAAAAAAA or AHHHHHH fashion) after a statement, usually when it's unnecessary to do so.

2. See we're jumping onto white base

The phrase stems from an episode of the anime Mobile Suit Gundam when Ryu Jose drove his rover off a cliff onto a space ship called "White Base." It became popular when a person who goes by Kajetokun made mixed clips of Ryu speaking and screaming into a song, similarly to a YTPMV.

Aizen Sosuke says:
-tell him to go die in a fire
-YOU CAN DO IT
-I BELIEVE IN YOU
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Summah Tyme Khrene says:
-You can stop jumping onto white base
-And start jumping into the panel
-Okay not really it isnt that deep

Aizen Sosuke says:
-SAAAAAARGE
-NOOOOOOOOO DON'T STOP

Summah Tyme Khrene says:
-lol

by Khrene June 14, 2010

we're jumping onto white base

A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.

Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

by darkbeard May 7, 2008

hop onto my mighty ship

an invitation to preform sexual intercourse through the anus. Usually said from one male to another since pirate crews were often all men.

T: What is there to do tonight?
A: Hop onto my mighty ship!
T: No thanks.

by 0101010111 February 4, 2013