one up-one down 

a new word for so-so

when you want to be cool and are asked the question of how you are doing, you can answer one up-one down, instead of the ubiquitous so-so

one up-one down by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2015

one up-one down 

A new coolidiculous term for so-so

If you want to sound you can answer one up-one down instead of the ubiquitous so-so

one up-one down by Uncle Dimma May 16, 2016

drive some one up the wall 

annoy or irritate some one

don' drive me up the wall, bastard

drive some one up the wall by reza January 19, 2005

one up the bum no harm done 

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding

One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

one up the bum no harm done by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

One Up, One Down 

A military slang term that describes when two personnel are posted at a lookout or guard situation. One unit stays alert and awake watching for movement/activity (one up) while the other takes a nap or rests (one down). They alternate so as to be able to extend their alertness for a longer time. It is an unwritten rule that you must wake the resting person if you start to become tired yourself as the "One Up".

"We had 12 hours stuck on that LP/OP behind enemy lines so Smith and I decided to go One Up, One Down. I took Up first."

One Up, One Down by Americ4nBulldog October 31, 2015

One Up, One Down 

A game, the object of the game is to figure out how to play.

you have 3 choices: 2 up, 1 up 1 down, or 2 down. what you are is dependent on your hands/arms for instance if you have both your hands in the air then you are 2 up

the point of the game once you figure out how to play it is to play with other people and change what you are as nonchalantly as possible

John: Want to play One Up, One Down?
Bob: Wtf is that?
John: c'mon just play

One Up, One Down by The Jolly Ginger Giant August 2, 2010

one up the bum, no harm done 

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"

Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.

one up the bum, no harm done by Mike February 11, 2006