One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

Fuck one time

Fuck the Police

"I'm sippin on 2 cups at one time and I thank God I can say Fuck one time"
-Lil Wayne

"Shootin at the Cops, Fuck one time"
-Rick Ross

by Dwizzy November 12, 2010

one time thing

It's only gonna happen once.
If it already happened then it's not happening ever again.

Kid 1 : Yo why was your sister with us today?
Kid 2: Man idek but listen that's a one time thing, all right?

by 1360s December 6, 2015

One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!

Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!

by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010

a one time gig

when you dress/or do something that you would probably never do in your life again

Person #1: you should dress like that more often it looks good

Person #2: naw this was a one time gig

or/

Person #1: ayy we should do shrooms again

Person #2: thats a one time gig for me dude

by a small person July 27, 2010

One time editor

Lame-assed punks who sign up to be UD editors only to get their stupid definition published,but,after realizing the backlog of definitions ,they take the chicken shit way out and plead for other editors to publish it rather than putting in some time and helping out with the editing.

Some shit-for-brains one time editor was begging to get his girl friend's name published for an anniversary present. Last of the big spenders.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

One time in Bolivia

a way to reference something that happened that youre no embarassed of or regret.

One time in Bolivia, I got busted for drugs.

by frigkesha November 7, 2018