A person who carry’s all the grocery’s from the car into the house in 1 trip,no matter how many there are
My granddaughter can carry 14 bags of groceries from the car to the house, she’s a one trip timmy
by Katie(one trip timmy) August 4, 2023
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A person who does not believe in making more than one trip, even when they have a lot of stuff to carry.
I have 3 boxes, 2 bags and my purse and I am NOT COMING ALL THE WAY BACK DOWNSTAIRS I AM A ONE TRIP PONY!
by S-Beezy August 27, 2012
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To be leave a public place with a female, usually engaged in the act of kissing, but then after becoming aroused and wanting to take it to the next level discovering the person is a guy in drag. The trip is know as one way as the victim generally is too shell shocked to do anything but cry
About 75% of One Way Trips result in victim being anally ravaged for the night (without Lube)
Man John is drunk, look at that "girl" he's with! Thats a One way Trip if ever I've seen one.

John: Hey guys sorry I left early last night I was feeling ill...AND NOTHING ELSE. As for the limp, I fell over onto a hover...I was alone and wasn't viciously raped

Guys: It's ok John we've all been there.
by mortensent April 12, 2005
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To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.
Wow her hands are full she must be one trip Jonesing.
by packmule107 July 17, 2012
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when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.

another way of saying to commit suicide.
Lil jimmy went on a one way trip to cornwall the other day, so we won't be seeing him again.
by fjordan June 17, 2022
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