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One square challenge 

Verb: the act of going to Taco Bell and ordering $41 worth of the menu and a Baja blast, eating it all in one sitting it all in one sitting, then dropping a nuke in the bathroom, but you are only allowed one square of toilet paper to wipe. After the nuke you must make the walk of shame through the restraunt back to the bus the stop.
Ex. 1

Victor: did you hear about the guy Hendricks? He died doing the one square challenge.

Bryant: No what is the one square challenge?

Ex. 2
Gilbert: BRO, I lost my March madness pool and now I have to do the one square challenge.

Carl: F
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one square wonder 

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

The king of one square foot.

This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.
The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.

square one 

When you try to make a bad situation better, and end up with the original problem.
(The term comes from a board game, where you progress until something sends you back to square one.)
I wanted to make a lot of money, so I saved up a lot, bought a business, and gambled all my money away. Now I'm back to square one.
square one by Thadanator July 23, 2008

Back to square one 

When you have to do something over again
It is a bad day, you finished your project and the wind blew it away. You're so furious and you've to do it all over again. This is what you called "Back to square one"
Back to square one by Bryan Chan January 22, 2006

Square one 

When you messed up big time with a friend and now you are back from where y’all started. You gotta start the WHOLE friendship over
Nah bruh that’s fucked up, we at square one now
Square one by Mamadukes7702 November 3, 2018

Square One Brew 

When you go Square one mall after eating out, and all of a sudden have to take a crap and take off running to find a washroom.
Shane: Why did Buck run off so fast? and why was he walking funny?
Jordan: I think he had to drop a Square one brew after eating at Jack Astors again.
Square One Brew by Buck1234 January 5, 2009