go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

clean out one's closet 

put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght

Eminem`s song

clean out one's closet by Anonymous August 23, 2003

whoop one's ass 

to physically beat.( informal,derogatory)

whoop one's ass: I whooped his ass for acting smart with my son.

whoop one's ass by Andy mafia April 9, 2016

Meet one's maker 

to die, to perish(origin unknown)

Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.

Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!

Meet one's maker by Light Joker October 23, 2004

Piss in one's pocket 

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.

"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."

Piss in one's pocket by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004

lose one's cool 

Not staying cool and in control. The opposite is to keep one's cool.

Don't lose your cool, man!

One will fail if one lose one's cool.

lose one's cool by jimmybone d May 27, 2008

put all one's sperm in one basket 

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

put all one's sperm in one basket by mathjedi March 28, 2009