When one says they are going to get one drink and end up getting drunk.
Man you are one drunk.
by Puppie 21 March 8, 2019
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You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen
I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021
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Someone who has had one drink of an alcoholic beverage and becomes drunk after finishing it
Dang! That person is a one drink drunk type of person!
by ONEDRINKDRUNK July 5, 2016
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A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.
by Don't know don't care August 27, 2015
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Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.
I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.
by Wordsmithin June 21, 2017
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A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.
by Don't know don't care August 27, 2015
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When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."
by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017
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