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Verb. When ending a conversation with a respected party one may state their intention to lean into the couch and enter a state of limited thru put. Similar to crash-out but without the severity.
Good texting with you, I'm gonna go listen to a podcast and vegit.
by Wordsmithin September 18, 2018
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I submit this is the proper definition for edgelord... It is a derogatory title given to an online commenter or poster whose statements could be said to be masturbatory in a literary sense. They exhibit an overly self important tone or speak in an attention getting way for the sake of attention. And its done so thoroughly as to suggest this person has in fact mastered the art of literary masturbation. Like being the crowned prince/world champion of jacking off.
Wow, your such an edgelord as your comments are excessively self-absorbed and self-indulgent.

He is such a fuckin edgelord.
by Wordsmithin February 26, 2019
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Taken from the movie Django. It's when a conflict arises that may lead to some shit talking and in order to curb escalating to outright disrespect one may interject with "keep it funny", like requesting to keep the peace.
Alright, I hear you, let's keep it funny.
by Wordsmithin April 20, 2017
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Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.
I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.
by Wordsmithin June 21, 2017
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