on the turps 

innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"

"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"

on the turps by xxoo May 15, 2003

Turds on the hood 

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

Turds on the hood by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

a name

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

Turns on the waterworks 

When someone over exaggerates the feelings like the damn has been turns on and the village is gonna get destroyed. Emotionally.

Your mom was a whiny bitch who turns on the waterworks every time things got rough.

Turns on the waterworks by Tarlenanmaga June 28, 2020