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call someone on the carpet 

To call someone into question; to question one's action
to call someone on the carpet

Queso hit/on the carpet 

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.
Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.

tripping on the carpet 

When a girl is so good in bed it makes you crazy, so all you can think about is getting inside her again.
Man that pussy was tight. Bitches got me tripping on the carpet.
tripping on the carpet by Stampa October 23, 2015

Walking on the wet carpet 

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.
Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!

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rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia 

An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic
Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg