cellphone

That thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important.

Look at that asshole on the cellphone.

by Old Redneck Troll December 11, 2005

cellphone

It's this magical device that is shaped like a banana or a cube that is long that has electricity.
It is unknown and it's technology is still tested , use at caution.
It COULD be a device people talk in to and can be heard around the world... NAH , can't be.

Tim : Dude... wtf is a cellphone?
Bob: Dudeee , I don't knoww , but it's like , sounds so cool..

by AppleBottomJeans! August 4, 2009

cellphone

that device that goes off when ur in class and makes u embarrassed when everyone hears ur ringtone that happens to be a song that came out ages ago.

*in class*
*shake that laffy taffy, shake that laffy taffy*
boy #1: is that ur cellphone? wat an old ass ringtone!
boy #2: *lies* its not my fault, my lil brother was messing with my cellphone in the morning.

by MissHersheyBesitos September 28, 2008

cellphone

a concatenated, shortened version of "Cellular Phone", named for its ingenious method of organizing groups of private frequencies into discrete areas. When a user's phone left one "cell", the user entered another, thus jumping from one frequency to the other without losing the call.

"John talked on his cellphone."

by Adam Kochanowicz January 9, 2007

cellphone

That device which generally all people posess, it cannot be out of arm's length because of society's fear of losing contact. Teenagers "text" with it, and if they are not consistantly in contact with multiple friends and/or acquiantances, they implode. The average age a teen/child recieves this vital lifeline has been lowering since the dawn of the 2000's. While it used to be a device shockingly few people posessed, you now see many a six year old "texting," as they should be in order to socialize properly. A device people tend to throw against walls when frustrated.

"Mom, everyone else has a cellphone, and I NEED one to text!!!"

by raygenah December 28, 2010

cellphone

Stupid little thing that some stupid nerd made to simplify out life at the same time it destroy it.

Drive talking in the cellphone- fine, you can communicate, but only until you crash your car.

by -Marilyn- January 25, 2006

cellphone

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself .

People don't see you're alone if you're looking at your cellphone.

by Najjaci April 14, 2015