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another word for holy shit, also used in place of the word damn.
your girlfriend misses her period? you respond OMPH!! then you find out you really are the father and you say OMPHHHHHH!!!!!
by The Pharaohs October 28, 2009
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To have a certain spark/spunk or a certain panache .
Our relationship , no longer has that special OMPH , as before .
by WinnieEnt April 16, 2012
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"omph" is something when you say when you get rekt, or there is an awkward moment.

When you get absolutely synagoggued (rekt) you can just say, "omph"
Someone says to you, "your so fucking ugly!" You say, "omph"
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It's an abbreviation; "ouch, my pussy hurts." There's an intuit phrase that means essentially the same thing, forgive my spelling this phonetically: ishkaga ganish. "Ouch, my pussy hurts."
Jim: "how did you like my sexy picture?"

Jane: "I'm so horny... OMPH."
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