your girlfriend misses her period? you respond OMPH!! then you find out you really are the father and you say OMPHHHHHH!!!!!
by The Pharaohs October 29, 2009
"omph" is something you say when you get rekt, or there is an awkward moment.
When you get absolutely synagoggued (rekt) you can just say, "omph"
When you get absolutely synagoggued (rekt) you can just say, "omph"
by mohnique DJ October 25, 2015
by WinnieEnt August 27, 2012
It's an abbreviation; "ouch, my pussy hurts." There's an intuit phrase that means essentially the same thing, forgive my spelling this phonetically: ishkaga ganish. "Ouch, my pussy hurts."
by BonTerra425 July 29, 2016