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Omegaboner 

Omegaboner: A state in which the male reproductive organ becomes erect and immediately incinerates all of the male's clothing. In the process the male's pubic hair becomes blond (no matter what the original hair color is) and begins pulsating with immense energy. This is also known as Super Sayan stage. The male now has the ability to shoot laser beams out of his “man hammer”. They are referred to as "Cock Beams". The Omegaboner is so powerful that, by just looking at it, women can get impregnated. This power works within a two-mile radius.

The Omegaboner is the final stage of boner. The order is as follows:
1. Boner
2. Megaboner
3. Gigaboner
4. Omegaboner
The Omegaboner is a very dangerous power, it must be executed with great caution.
Omegaboner by deltapidelta October 22, 2006
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The term for an infinite amount of storage on a device
“Yo bro I got a new computer it has an omegabite if storage it can hold all the porn”
Omegabite by Jdfromdanyc October 21, 2018
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megababe 

Fairly self-explanatory, this word is used to describe females with extraordinary sexual appeal that gools would just love to root but unfortuately, he's too much of a chuss.
(Sometimes shortened to "MB" for the purposes of discretion)
gools: "hey pk whats up"
pk: "holy shit gooley, your lecture is chockers with megababes! are you in with any of them!?"
gools: "no."
pk: "have you spoken to any of them..?"
gools: "no."
pk: ".. you're a chuss."
gools: "ok."
megababe by peekers April 14, 2008

Megababe 

Mega meaning greater than super, amazing or awesome. The absolute highest level of "awesomeness".
Babe meaning a beautiful woman. So a Megababe is the ultimate in attractiveness, hair is perfect, body is perfect, mind is perfect. Megababe was first used as the name of a super heroine in a game. Originally a Supergirl type character but with greater feminine curves. So because of copyright she was named Megababe.

A few women have achieved the level of Megababe some include: Angelina Jolie during her role as Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider movies, Pamela Anderson before Tommy Lee, Marilyn Monroe, Lucy Lawless as Xena, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson among many others. Very few have been able to keep the Megababe title. Sex seems to destroy it.
Fictional Megababes include: Red Sonja, Wonder Woman, She Hulk(Yes skin color doesn't matter), Ms. Victory, Jessica Rabbit and others.
That woman is one megababe.
Don't worry Megababe can lift that burning car.
Janie was such a megababe until she met Mike, now she's all used up.
Megababe by GamerGuy88 August 20, 2014

omega babe 

A babe who is hot on multiple levels. Orgasmic.
Joe: Check out that omega babe doing squats at the gym
Jim: Omega babe!
(High five)
omega babe by chotchman November 22, 2013

OmegaDabs 

Enemy of the whores

Loving and caring person

Can be depressed at times
OmegaDabs will have to brake off this sadness.
OmegaDabs by OmegaDabs July 7, 2022

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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