oLD Port
oLD Port by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005
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Old Spice Portobello
When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
Old Spice Portobello by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019
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OldPort
Its when you take what tobacco is left out of discarded "Newport" cigarette butts, roll them into a zigzag-add a used Newport filter....well-ahh you have yourself an OldPort! Courtesy of Jason
Whats that ya got there a NewPort?
Nah, its an OldPort, why you wanna drag??
Ahh yea, no, I think I'll pass....
Nah, its an OldPort, why you wanna drag??
Ahh yea, no, I think I'll pass....
OldPort by Jayare a.k.a. goo1z November 22, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable