old king clancy 

When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.

Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.

old king clancy by antjemimimima March 23, 2009

old king clancy 

Popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.

Yo, that Canadian ho just asked for the old king clancy

old king clancy by Brandee Stinson March 24, 2009

Old King Clancy 

Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except Maple Syrup.

"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

Old King Clancy by Kid A+ March 23, 2009

Old King Clancy 

A sexual act involing Canadian maple syrup.

I thought of her making pancakes for breakfast in bed, but I'd rather use the syrup for giving her an old king clancy.

Old King Clancy by Wease March 24, 2009

Old King Clancy 

A sex act involving using maple syrup as a lubricant to perform anal sex on someone who has a ton of anal pubic hair. This is the Canadian version of a Sacramento Turtleneck

The Frozen Horseshoe gave me an Old King Clancy using Harvey's Trays

Old King Clancy by HowIMetYourMotherDefinitions October 30, 2013

Old King Clancy 

From the show How I Met Your Mother, said by Robin Scherbatsky
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup and not honey.

The act of using maple syrup as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

What's an Old King Clancy?
It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck except with maple syrup.

Old King Clancy by UrbDic314 February 25, 2018

Old King Clancy 

A sexual act where the receiver of doggy style has a tie in their mouth that is tied to a hockey stick held in one hand by the giver. The stick can optionally be used to spank the receiver. In the other hand, the giver pours maple syrup in to the open (gagged) mouth of the receiver. The position is an homage to the hockey player King Clancy who played for the Senators (tie) and Maple Leafs (syrup).

She was a freak in the sheets and super Canadian so I gave her the Old King Clancy and that's how I met your mother.

Old King Clancy by UrbDict2513 November 30, 2022