old goat

An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.

Pat: "come here you old goat and have a hot dog"
Mike: "mnn..I don't like hot dogs!!...or do I?"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

old goat

Duane's sidekick. kick ass fifty year old mother. ye old goat. tam tam from minnesota has a camel toe.

i took a tam and wiped my jo and flushed my michelle and then as in canned ham as in sloppy jo. hey theres my old goat friend

by DuaneJR May 3, 2009

Old Goat

Mixed drink. Rye Whiskey, simple syrup and bitters. Preferably with a large cube of ice.

Your old fashion sucks, I want an Old Goat

by Darkwroth July 28, 2017

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

grumpy old goat

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat

Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat

by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019

Horny old goat

A phase said to some elses horny grandfather showing he has a long white field of pubic hair and fucks young wemen for pleasure

Horny old goat ha

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

by Grandarthma July 17, 2022