Oinkment 

An “cute” way to describe a medicinal salve to a child.

Maddie was in junior high school when she realized (much to her embarrassment) that ointment wasn’t really called “oinkment”.

Oinkment by LeighMunchabunch December 30, 2019

application of oinkment 

The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.

The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.

application of oinkment by oinkment April 28, 2009

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

Ointment Nurse by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018

Sacred Ointment 

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches

Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!

Sacred Ointment by Anime Boobies September 8, 2019

a fly in the ointment 

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

a fly in the ointment by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Ointment and pee 

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

Ointment and pee by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

nose ointment 

A nose ointment is a person who noses from ther window & then goes and tells other people what they presume has happened.. Which ends up as Chinese Whispers..

Oh my god look at that Nose ointment , you can see them behind there blinds/curtains Looking Nosey so& So...

nose ointment by Thebody66 May 15, 2016