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OFV (Obnoxious Fucking Vehicle) is an oversized car, truck, SUV, Jeep, or any vehicle that is pointlessly large and is serving no purpose by being driven at that specific moment. Popular with rednecks and fat people, they obstruct the view of traffic and can cause wrecks. Only the most attention-craving form of human feels the need to have such a gigantic vehicle to carry themselves around in, simply so that they can be seen and have a presence, even if that presence is hated by every single motorist around him.
God dammit, that fat fuck in that OFV almost caused me a wreck because I couldn't see around that big piece of shit!
OFV by kraiye July 22, 2010
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A Prius is an example of an OFV
OFV by BobTJones March 31, 2015
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Bit of V 

Drinking a bit of vodka to take edge of before a big one down in grad and then off t'sheff town. Must be at least a quad or more otherwise you become a gaybo.
"We're off up town tonite. Get a bit of v n we'll head t'grad."
Bit of V by Captain Gaybo December 15, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026